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I Support Marriage Equality
I Support Marriage Equality

 

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.

Jared: I didn’t know that’s why you never went grocery shopping! I just thought you thought I was better at it!

Jensen: At grocery shopping?

Jared: Yeah!

comedycentral:

Good news, everyone! New episodes of Futurama return tomorrow night at 10/9c with the one-hour season premiere!

In the meantime, click here for some preview clips and here to sneak a peek behind-the-scenes in our Countdown to Futurama.

meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

pizza:

isis-:

casinmyassbutt:

ask-lemon-tarts:

Ever have pizza so good you just

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Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now? 

im honestly surprised she hasnt already

i have arrived